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"Kimmy vs. the Reverend" is the new interactive episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt which sees Kimmy (played by Ellie Kemper) getting ready to marry British Prince Frederick (Daniel Radcliffe) as well as facing a final confrontation with the Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne (Jon Hamm).
Like Black Mirror: Bandersnatch before it on Netflix, this episode has many endings that fans can find by making various choices throughout the episode.
All the endings in the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt interactive episode
The boring ending
How to find it: Make out with Frederick.
The earliest possible ending comes after Kimmy chooses to kiss Frederick rather than plan the wedding or read the book. If viewers choose that option, they cut to after the wedding after the pair has a Elmo-themed makeout session and they say they thought things would be more exciting.
The repeat viewer ending
How to find it: Make out with Frederick after reaching the end of the episode at least once.
If you choose this option on your second time round, you cut to Titus (played by Tituss Burgess) who says: "What is wrong with you? You know you have to read that dumb book but you keep making these two pasty children tongue down. If you're trying to prove you're straight it's not working."
The Hillary heist ending
How to find it: Call Gretchen.
When you get the option to call one of Kimmy's fellow Mole Women, choosing Gretchen (Lauren Adams) takes you to a scene where she is robbing a bank while in a Hillary Clinton mask.
The "little easy" ending
How to find it: Call Donna Maria.
If you call Donna Maria (Sol Miranda) on your first go round, you will reach the Mexican food magnante, who will tell you to stop worrying and marry the man you love. We then cut ahead to after the wedding, when we see Cyndee (Sara Chase) say: "I thought more stuff would happen."
The phone tree endings
How to find it: Call Donna Maria after reaching the end at least once.
If Netflix viewers take the middle option on their second go round, viewers get taken to a phone tree (after a 30 Rock Easter egg reference to the Shienhardt Wig Company) with three options. These are:
1: Spicy Holiday recipes - Users get a recipe to make Nacho Jesus
2: Diarrhoea emergency - Kimmy hears a message telling her to text an image of her stool to the University of Bristol–at what appears to be a real number for the U.K. college.
3: Festive message from the Taco Snake - Kimmy hears a Mexican restaurant-themed version of the 12 Days of Christmas which users can skip or listen to all the way through.
The plane crash ending
How to find it: Choose to go with Jacqueline to Indiana.
If Kimmy picks Jacqueline (Jane Krakowski) over Titus, they take Plane-o the Sky Car only for it to crash when we learn that her son Buckley (Tanner Flood) is driving the plane after his mother lied on his college applications and said he was a pilot. Meanwhile, Titus dies at the gym while doing interval training. Cue Robert Durst (Fred Armisen) appearing on the screen to tell you "you killed them."
The skip intro Easter egg
How to find it: Skip intro
Not an ending, but still a neat feature of the interactive episode: If you choose to skip the intro, its performer forces you to listen to an extended version of the theme tune.
The sociable ending
How to find it: "Be sociable" with the Reverend.
When Kimmy goes to visit the Rev in prison, choosing to do small talk with him will end very badly. After he performs the Team Coco string dance, he smacks his head on the table and dies, meaning that Kimmy never learns who the book belongs to. Tituss then appears to tell you, "now that doesn't seem like the right ending does it?"
The waiting ending
How to find it: Wait for the Uber
The first time you choose to wait for Mamadou, he arrives, only to find Titus and Kimmy as skeletons.
The Skynet ending
How to find it: Wait again.
The second time round, we get taken to a post-apocalyptic future where the robots have taken over the world. These bots then stamp on the pair's bones Terminator-style, and Durst returns to tell you that time is a circle before you go back to your previous choice.
The "Free Bird" ending
How to find it: Choose that Titus thinks he knows "Free Bird".
If Netflix viewers pick that option, Titus performs a song he used to sing at a pet shop when they wanted to "offload a problem bird," leading to the police being called after he commits the crime of "disrespecting Skynyrd." Cyndee then appears and tells you that, though she's not a writer, she did work on the final season of Game of Thrones.
The dark ending
How to find it: Follow the Reverend.
If you do not choose to look after the baby, Kimmy will tell it everything she knows before heading out. The baby then rolls out and the sound of wolves is heard, while Kimmy has to see the reverend drive away with a new batch of mole women. Mikey (Michael Carlsen) then appears to tell you: "That just got dark like that show Spooky Mirror."
The 'should have read the book' ending
How to find it: Choose to plan the wedding rather than read the book.
In order to finish the story, you have to read the book at some point. If you do not do it the first time it's an option, Kimmy gets stuck trying to find the new bunker, and the show takes you back and gives you an option to read the book to the baby after we see the Reverend take his Mole Women to Florida "where everything's legal."
The 'reading is fundamental' ending
How to find it: Choose to plan the wedding, then choose to "read" the baby.
When you are given the choice to read to the baby, you can also choose to "read" it, which will cause Titus to insult the baby in his new glasses (sample: "I see your shirts has ducks on it but your bib is covered in hammers...where's the theme?!"). However, you still haven't read the book, so Mikey will return to rewind the episode.
The Carol ending
How to find it: Shoot the reverend
Your final options will be whether you want to shoot, stomp, spare or 'splode the Reverend. Choosing the first, however, means that Kimmy never finds the girls in the bunker. The action then cuts to five years later, and Frederick and Lilian (Carol Kane) are a couple as Kimmy never returned from West Virginia.
The 'sploding ending
How to find it: 'splode the Reverend.
The fourth option sees Kimmy use a rocket launcher to take out the Rev, but she also takes herself out in the process. We then get taken to a cut scene a year later where Frederick has married an aggressive Kimmy sex bot.
The Xan ending
How to find it: Stomp the reverend.
The second option leads to Kimmy kicking him to death–but again, she never learns where the women are. This leads to a cut scene two years later where Frederick has married Jacqueline's daughter Xan (Dylan Gelula) after Kimmy goes mad and "becomes a hillperson."
The death trilogy ending
How to find it: shoot, stomp, then 'splode the Reverend.
If you do all three of the killing endings, we cut to the Reverend in a fiery place that he calls "heaven." He says: "Wow, you killed me all three ways, that's messed up." The scene also includes full frontal puppet nudity.
The A- ending
How to find it: Have Titus eat the woodland buffet, then spare the Reverend.
In order to get the true endings, viewers of "Kimmy vs. the Reverend" have to spare Jon Hamm's character. However, their previous choices create variations in that ending. If users chose to have Titus eat the buffet rather than follow Kimmy, they get a version where Kimmy gets a happy ending, but Jacqueline has single-handedly destroyed the #MeToo movement. After the wedding has ended, Lilian breaks the fourth wall to call the ending "A-" but that it could have ended better for Jacqueline and Titus.
The nearly there ending
How to find it: Pick the fancy dress, have Titus follows Kimmy, then spare the Reverend
If viewers follow that combination, they get nearly all of the ending, except Kimmy says that she wished she'd chosen the fun dress right at the beginning.
The perfect ending
How to find it: Pick the fun dress, have Titus follows Kimmy, then spare the Reverend
If users picked the fun dress, however, they get the full ending, which sees Kim Jong-Un (Bowen Yang) join the wedding party, the words "you win" appear on the screen and the cast punching the air in a Breakfast Club-style ending.
The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt interactive episode is streaming now on Netflix.
